Report: Obama campaign to unveil new sandals

CHICAGO – The Obama presidential campaign will soon unveil a new line of thong sandals, according to a high-level source within the candidate’s organization.  The unnamed staffer states that the sandals will bear the name “OBAMA” in embossed lettering on the left sole with the reverse “AMABO” on the right sole.

“The 3D lettering enables the wearer to leave footprints on the beach with little ‘OBAMAs’ and ‘AMABOs’ everywhere.  That way, everyone knows that with Barack, it doesn’t matter whether he’s left to right or right to left.  Pretty cool, huh?”

The source further revealed that the sandals will be constructed of environmentally-friendly materials and that no sweat shop labor will be utilized in their manufacture.  The new “Obama Flip-Flops” will be sold in several preapproved retail outlets across the United States, and all proceeds will be reportedly donated to a charity that awards scholarships to students from mixed racial backgrounds.

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